Baby Quote by Nikhil Saluja

When you're babysitting a kid, all you're seeing is a version of them, a small dosage.

— J. B. Smoove

When u close ur eyes to apply shampoo and u get paranoid tht someone is guna try to kill u

— Anonymous

Stop baby shaming people to make us feel like there's something wrong with us if we don't want children.

— Jeannie Mai

“Shit...I don't know anything about babies. I mean, I literally know nothing. I'll be a terrible father. oh my God, I asked you to…

— Kimberly Lauren

You can't get too attached to any one shampoo. And conditioner, also.

— Owen Wilson

It's excruciating to be away from your child.

— Madeline Brewer

I'm disgusted by babies, and I'm so sorry, I'm just being honest. They make me sick.

— Nadya Suleman

The thing with children is they're a bit like baking a fruitcake: you throw all the ingredients in but you never know how they're…

— Len Goodman

“Please consult your child’s Witch doctor before using this product. Diapers may cause severe allergies, internal bleeding, and irreversible sex change.”

— Kenya Wright

Moroccan Oil shampoo is my miracle product. My hair becomes so manageable and silky after using it.

— Caroline Flack

I only shampoo [my hair] once a month.

— Shailene Woodley

Dealing with babies is nothing to be afraid of. Just keep their nails trimmed, and you're good.

— Gavin McInnes