Babysitting Quote by J. B. Smoove

Benadryl - the seven-dollar babysitter.

— Christopher Titus

The thing with children is they're a bit like baking a fruitcake: you throw all the ingredients in but you never know how they're…

— Len Goodman

Just read on the back of my baby's shampoo that it says to Keep away from children and now I'm so fucking confused.

— Nikhil Saluja

There is a tremendous range of children with a PDD label.

— Temple Grandin

It takes several doses of any veg before children like it, but once they do they'll like it for life. You wouldn't give up…

— Prue Leith

I realize the differences between my children and use what works for each of them individually.

— Jennie Finch

As any parent knows, sharing diaper duty sure beats changing them all yourself.

— Brianna Keilar

Kids, don't do drugs. Just be aware. They exist, they are real.

— Mac Miller

I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting...

— Charles M. Schulz

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.

— Phyllis Diller

Kids out there now have learning issues. Having mental issues. And everybody is looking towards what drug to give them, but is anyone looking…

— Ziggy Marley

Whatever parent gives his children good instruction and sets them at the same time a bad example, may be considered as bringing them food…

— John Balguy