Just Quotes by J. B. Smoove

You know what I like? I like classic stuff. I like 'The Andy Griffith Show' - the variety of characters was so amazing to…

— J. B. Smoove

You have to fail, man, but you cannot allow failure to stop you from doing what you must do. Failing is just as good…

— J. B. Smoove

If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv, they've got to let him do what he does - otherwise it's…

— J. B. Smoove

A lot of comedians are selfish.

— J. B. Smoove

Improv relies just as much on listening as it does you delivering dialogue. That's the hard for some people. Some people just concentrate on…

— J. B. Smoove

My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. I power wash everything: my wife, the mailman with the f-cking mail, power…

— J. B. Smoove

I believe, even when I'm doing my standup or my acting or whatever I'm doing, I believe in painting pictures.

— J. B. Smoove

I should be European, man. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat.

— J. B. Smoove

Man, you can come see me six or seven times in a row and you'll never see the same show twice, because I don't…

— J. B. Smoove

I've done everything. Selling door-to-door fire extinguishers... In bars, I used to repair those machines that have 10 different buttons on them to spray…

— J. B. Smoove

I'm nice with damn kids, man. Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids and I can get into…

— J. B. Smoove

You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?

— J. B. Smoove

It's great when a director like Cameron Crowe can take what you do and fit it into what he's doing. If someone's a fan…

— J. B. Smoove

I live in New York right now but I'm originally from my daddy's nuts. We all are. Think about, we the lucky ones -…

— J. B. Smoove

I think what I do in my acting world and what I do in my standup world is bring up a brand that I…

— J. B. Smoove