Know Quotes by J. B. Smoove

8 Know quotes by J. B. Smoove

J. B. Smoove brings his signature humor to the idea of knowing, delivering eight punchy observations that feel like a stand‑up set. The brevity makes it easy to dip in and enjoy a smile.

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You know what I like? I like classic stuff. I like 'The Andy Griffith Show' - the variety of characters was so…

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It's great when a director like Cameron Crowe can take what you do and fit it into what he's doing. If someone's…

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There's book smart, there is street smart, there's relationship smart, there's too many different kinds of smarts to know all of them.…

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I'm trying to be the Jay-Z of comedy one day. I don't know if there's any comedy moguls out there, but I…

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True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one.

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You know how you put peanut butter on a piece of bread and the bread falls - it never falls on the…

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I would only take a role that I know I'm comfortable in and I can do. I've turned down plenty of things…

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Mel Gibson is losing it. I don't know how people still supporting this dude's movies like it's all good. That dude is…

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You have to fail, man, but you cannot allow failure to stop you from doing what you must do. Failing is just as good…

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A lot of comedians are selfish.

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Improv relies just as much on listening as it does you delivering dialogue. That's the hard for some people. Some people just concentrate on…

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My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. I power wash everything: my wife, the mailman with the f-cking mail, power…

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I believe, even when I'm doing my standup or my acting or whatever I'm doing, I believe in painting pictures.

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I should be European, man. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat.

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Man, you can come see me six or seven times in a row and you'll never see the same show twice, because I don't…

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I've done everything. Selling door-to-door fire extinguishers... In bars, I used to repair those machines that have 10 different buttons on them to spray…

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I'm nice with damn kids, man. Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids and I can get into…

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You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?

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It's great when a director like Cameron Crowe can take what you do and fit it into what he's doing. If someone's a fan…

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I live in New York right now but I'm originally from my daddy's nuts. We all are. Think about, we the lucky ones -…

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I think what I do in my acting world and what I do in my standup world is bring up a brand that I…

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