You know what I like? I like classic stuff. I like 'The Andy Griffith Show' - the variety of characters was so… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
You have to fail, man, but you cannot allow failure to stop you from doing what you must do. Failing is just… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
There's book smart, there is street smart, there's relationship smart, there's too many different kinds of smarts to know all of them.… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
My wife and I have been together for 11 years, and seven of those married. We got married on 07/07/07. We support… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
Curb Your Enthusiasm set me up so perfectly. That was one of my favorite shows before I got on it. That started… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
Sometimes you got to put somebody in their place, let them know that you mean business and you're a grown ass man. — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I'm trying to be the Jay-Z of comedy one day. I don't know if there's any comedy moguls out there, but I… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
Keep it real by being straight forward. Don't pull no punches on people. It's better to tell somebody than just lollygag around,… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
You know how you put peanut butter on a piece of bread and the bread falls - it never falls on the… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I would only take a role that I know I'm comfortable in and I can do. I've turned down plenty of things… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
Mel Gibson is losing it. I don't know how people still supporting this dude's movies like it's all good. That dude is… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
You know what I like? I like classic stuff. I like 'The Andy Griffith Show' - the variety of characters was so amazing to… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
You have to fail, man, but you cannot allow failure to stop you from doing what you must do. Failing is just as good… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv, they've got to let him do what he does - otherwise it's… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
Improv relies just as much on listening as it does you delivering dialogue. That's the hard for some people. Some people just concentrate on… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. I power wash everything: my wife, the mailman with the f-cking mail, power… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I believe, even when I'm doing my standup or my acting or whatever I'm doing, I believe in painting pictures. — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I should be European, man. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat. — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
Man, you can come see me six or seven times in a row and you'll never see the same show twice, because I don't… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I've done everything. Selling door-to-door fire extinguishers... In bars, I used to repair those machines that have 10 different buttons on them to spray… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I'm nice with damn kids, man. Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids and I can get into… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist? — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
