Guy Quotes by J. B. Smoove

9 Guy quotes by J. B. Smoove

Smoove’s take on the everyday man is witty and lively, and these nine lines capture his unmistakable comedic tone. It’s a quick, entertaining collection that feels like a friendly laugh.

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Women put guys through tests all the time.

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I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.

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I have big hands. I can't do the touch-screen thing. I'm a button guy. I want to press buttons.

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If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv, they've got to let him do what he does -…

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I'm street smart. You can't con me. But that's just from living in New York. Now if a guy came from Mississippi…

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I'll drive down the street, and I'll practice improv. I will sit there at a red light and see two guys talking…

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When I first started doing comedy years ago, I used to be the biggest Michael Richards fan. I used to love this…

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I'm sure back in the Greek days or the Roman Empire days, when guys fought in arenas and were fighting lions, people…

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It's great when a director like Cameron Crowe can take what you do and fit it into what he's doing. If someone's…

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You know what I like? I like classic stuff. I like 'The Andy Griffith Show' - the variety of characters was so amazing to…

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You have to fail, man, but you cannot allow failure to stop you from doing what you must do. Failing is just as good…

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A lot of comedians are selfish.

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Improv relies just as much on listening as it does you delivering dialogue. That's the hard for some people. Some people just concentrate on…

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My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. I power wash everything: my wife, the mailman with the f-cking mail, power…

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I believe, even when I'm doing my standup or my acting or whatever I'm doing, I believe in painting pictures.

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I should be European, man. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat.

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Man, you can come see me six or seven times in a row and you'll never see the same show twice, because I don't…

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I've done everything. Selling door-to-door fire extinguishers... In bars, I used to repair those machines that have 10 different buttons on them to spray…

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I'm nice with damn kids, man. Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids and I can get into…

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You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?

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It's great when a director like Cameron Crowe can take what you do and fit it into what he's doing. If someone's a fan…

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I live in New York right now but I'm originally from my daddy's nuts. We all are. Think about, we the lucky ones -…

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I think what I do in my acting world and what I do in my standup world is bring up a brand that I…

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