Just Quotes by Mike Birbiglia

I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.

— Mike Birbiglia

I just don't give off a great first impression.

— Mike Birbiglia

First time films are hard. Even with some of the greatest directors, you look back at their first film, and you are…

— Mike Birbiglia

My last name has the word 'big' in it. It seems like a logical progression that if you shed away the Bir…

— Mike Birbiglia

I was very much a late bloomer. That's not to say that girls didn't express interest in me from time to time,…

— Mike Birbiglia

I just like, when you look at people who have long careers in film, they're able to make films that are far…

— Mike Birbiglia

Random people, celebrities of note come to your shows over the years, and I've had some really strange ones. Like the guy…

— Mike Birbiglia

My first car was, as depicted in 'Sleepwalk with Me,' my mother's '92 Volvo station wagon that had 80,000 miles on it,…

— Mike Birbiglia

I think because I've been working in front of audiences for so many years, I'm able to take in the input, good…

— Mike Birbiglia

Media is so weird; everything is so accessible now. It used to be this thing where, if you did something on 'This…

— Mike Birbiglia

I would say that I love pizza so much that sometimes I eat pizza while I'm eating pizza. Like, I'm so content…

— Mike Birbiglia

Sometimes, occasionally, people will make out in the audience, completely not aware that there's a human being onstage just yards away from…

— Mike Birbiglia

Directing a movie is a little bit like being back in student government and putting on the homecoming dance. You're like, 'You…

— Mike Birbiglia

I would be so mad if I saw something called a memoir, and then it was Mike Birbiglia. It would be so…

— Mike Birbiglia

Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're not funny now?' And I…

— Mike Birbiglia

Once you've made your first feature, you know what you can do wrong and how hard it is to shoot a feature.…

— Mike Birbiglia

You get to the end of something, you're laughing, you're like, 'That's funny, and that's funny,' and then you get to the…

— Mike Birbiglia

The thing about storytelling is it's very stripped down; it's very much at the core of 'I'm a person and I'm just…

— Mike Birbiglia

I think that my regrets mostly have to do with my relationship with my ex-girlfriend. Every once in a while, you get…

— Mike Birbiglia

When I was starting out, I thought I would go into comedy and there would be a mentor, like the Philip Seymour…

— Mike Birbiglia