Up Quotes by Mike Birbiglia

I grew up in Shrewsbury, Massachusetts and went to college in Washington D.C.

— Mike Birbiglia

When I was growing up, I didn't know who Jewish people were, what it was to be Jewish.

— Mike Birbiglia

I'm going to end up making twenty films if people let me.

— Mike Birbiglia

There's nothing funny the first time about telling a story about getting beat up and it makes you leave high school.

— Mike Birbiglia

Every sleep doctor I've talked to said it was an urban legend that you shouldn't wake up a sleepwalker. All that will…

— Mike Birbiglia

I end up talking about really mundane things with my fans, and then they're kind of like, 'This is boring. I want…

— Mike Birbiglia

I actually wasn't really the class clown growing up. The class clown was always the mean guy who walked up and was…

— Mike Birbiglia

It used to be that if you got on 'The Tonight Show,' your career was made. Now, if you're on 'The Tonight…

— Mike Birbiglia

How many people do you know who have thrown up on the Scrambler or a carnival ride? A lot of people, is…

— Mike Birbiglia

Directing your first film is like showing up to the field trip in seventh grade, getting on the bus, and making an…

— Mike Birbiglia

Directing a movie is a little bit like being back in student government and putting on the homecoming dance. You're like, 'You…

— Mike Birbiglia

When I wrote the screenplay for 'Sleepwalk with Me,' I was imagining that another person would direct it. So I was using…

— Mike Birbiglia

Growing up, I was discouraged from telling personal stories. My dad often used the phrase 'Don't tell anyone.' But not about creepy…

— Mike Birbiglia