About Quote by Mike Birbiglia

“First time I got punched in the face, I was like, 'Oh no!' but then I was like, 'This is a story.”

— Troy Barnes

When I hear a beat that makes me want to tell a story, then that's what I'm going to say.

— Kyle

Getting into a fight with a popular senior. Pissing off a school teacher and the local chief of police. Hanging with two major-league losers."…

— Harlan Coben

If I ever tell the same story twice, just laugh and roll with it because, when you get older, you start doing that kind…

— John Calipari

I got into lots of fights at school: I'd get racially abused, then lash out. One day, this kid said something and instead of…

— Lenny Henry

I got beat up my whole life.

— Julian Edelman

In high school, I got smacked and kicked around. Two bloody noses. It was horrible.

— Steven Spielberg

The last time I threw a punch was in primary school, and that was probably a slap.

— Martin Compston

These days sexual assault & rape is sadly common and people joke about it like its nothing.... it's not funny. I struggled with it…

— Jade Surette

In high school, you re either a bully, a jock or a nerd, and I somehow tried to jump between camps by using humor.…

— David Hewlett

Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you're the funniest person…

— Maya Angelou

Right out of high school I never had the fear of getting beat, which is how most people lose.

— Dan Gable