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Love Quotes by Mike Birbiglia

15 Love quotes by Mike Birbiglia

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Mike Birbiglia’s fifteen observations on love strike a balance between comedic timing and sincere insight. His storytelling flair makes each line feel like a punchline that lands with an unexpected emotional truth, offering a light‑hearted yet genuine take on the ups and downs of affection.

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I love Broadway shows.

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'Terminator 2' is so good. I love it.

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I love Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel.

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The key is to do what you love.

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Pain is funnier than love.

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I love 'Bullets Over Broadway,' but I'm pretty sure Woody Allen hasn't killed somebody.

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I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines…

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You can express love by calling out the truth out of the situation as opposed to dancing around it.

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Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream

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I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.

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As artists, we'd all love to not be commercial - to not sell out to the full extent that we are able.…

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I would say that I love pizza so much that sometimes I eat pizza while I'm eating pizza. Like, I'm so content…

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In terms of comedy, there was a Seinfeldian era of comedy that I love but got played out. Seinfeld was great, but…

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When I was a kid I would write songs, little plays, and poetry in school. If you're an adult and you're a…

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“Falling in love for the first time is a completely transcendent experience. It’s like eating pizza-flavored ice cream. Your brain can’t even…

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I always try to attack the most honest issues I can in my comedy.

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When I met my wife, I was a working comic, so the first week we went out, she saw me perform, and it was…

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I think because I've been working in front of audiences for so many years, I'm able to take in the input, good or bad,…

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