I'm very good at getting up in the morning - so much of my life has been spent on film sets where… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
You can't be vain as an actor. In 'Ab Fab,' we were made up as old women with bald wigs and jowly… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
If your family loves you, you're fine. What you can't grow up without is love. — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I don't lose my temper. I used to, but I realised I would probably die of a brain hemorrhage. So I've governed… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I never go to the gym - I can't be doing with it. But I run up and down the stairs, wash… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
You see, there weren't these magazines like 'Heat' in my day. Always waiting to trip up these pretty girls and make them… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
It's nice when you happen into a vegetarian restaurant, but really, you can find veggie food everywhere. Pastas, salads, a vegetable plate… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I quite often don't have breakfast, and I never have lunch. I find it helps not to wake my stomach up because… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I think laptops should be banned from schools. Until you can prove you can add up on your fingers or think independently… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I have never had anything done to my face because then you end up looking as they all do in America. Look… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
Clothes that are too tight make you look bigger. If you've been trying to shed pounds, and it doesn't go, buy the… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I used to go out wearing any old rubbish, no make-up, nothing, but since mobile phones, that has all had to stop.… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
My mother early on taught us to respect all animals, and I mean all animals - not just cats and dogs but… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
In petrol stations on the motorways where people have left the place looking messy, I clear up each lavatory I happen to… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
We've forgotten to respect clothes and consider who made them and where the material came from. We've been encouraged to buy things… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I cut my hair myself and colour it. I know everybody in the hairdressing business despairs of me, but it's so much easier to… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
In Kenya you've got the great birds and monkeys leaping through the trees overhead. It's a chance to remember what the world is really… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I'm a pathetic haggler and often give more than the original price out of a misplaced sense of duty. — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I never go to the gym - I can't be doing with it. But I run up and down the stairs, wash my feet… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I used to go out wearing any old rubbish, no make-up, nothing, but since mobile phones, that has all had to stop. People do… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
All the trouble you will cause by not leaving a will. All the heartache! Family feuds are going to happen anyway, so be as… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I haven't got a very sweet tooth, but I love salted things like nuts. I would have to be dragged in by a lorry… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I've never been interested enough to have a career trajectory. I've never had any ambition or thought of what I should be doing or… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I'm not terribly good at three-page recipes - I tend to skip bits - or anything that involves marinating things in juniper berries. — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
It's an incredibly difficult thing to bring a giraffe down. They can kill a lion with a single blow from their feet. — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
When you're young, you think life is forever, but it's finite. I'm 68, so even by the maddest measurements, I'm in the last bit… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I think that unless you can take judgments of right and wrong like an automaton, you must have emotions because that is our only… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
