I cut my hair myself and colour it. I know everybody in the hairdressing business despairs of me, but it's so much… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
Way back in the 1970s, I was eating a steak, and I looked down, and for the first time it suddenly looked… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
Ah, Scotland. I am three-parts Scottish and terribly proud of it, although maybe we should divide it into eighths, because my two-eighths… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I was 21 and had been going out with my boyfriend for two years when I found out I was pregnant -… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
As Brits, we love a do, don't we? I adore our national celebrations. If I see a gold coach, you almost need… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I don't do girlfriendy sort of things, like shopping or going to spas. Spas fill me with horror. Frankly, I'd be more… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I never wanted to go to university: books seemed to have all the answers, and the questions, too. I went to work… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I hate the hand that comes out of a car and just drops litter in the street. I hate that! For some… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I love wildlife, and I enjoy riding. You always know when there's a horse coming, from that clip-clop sound, but you don't… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
The press have given me affairs I've never had and killed a few I did have. After a while, you learn. — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
It's not often you get to hang out with someone you're really intrigued by. So when Will.i.am invited me to visit him… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
Greece has got something like 1,400 islands. There is so much of Greece you can't know even if you're Greek. It's sprinkled… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I cut my hair myself and colour it. I know everybody in the hairdressing business despairs of me, but it's so much easier to… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
In Kenya you've got the great birds and monkeys leaping through the trees overhead. It's a chance to remember what the world is really… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I'm a pathetic haggler and often give more than the original price out of a misplaced sense of duty. — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I never go to the gym - I can't be doing with it. But I run up and down the stairs, wash my feet… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I used to go out wearing any old rubbish, no make-up, nothing, but since mobile phones, that has all had to stop. People do… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
All the trouble you will cause by not leaving a will. All the heartache! Family feuds are going to happen anyway, so be as… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I haven't got a very sweet tooth, but I love salted things like nuts. I would have to be dragged in by a lorry… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I've never been interested enough to have a career trajectory. I've never had any ambition or thought of what I should be doing or… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I'm not terribly good at three-page recipes - I tend to skip bits - or anything that involves marinating things in juniper berries. — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
It's an incredibly difficult thing to bring a giraffe down. They can kill a lion with a single blow from their feet. — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
When you're young, you think life is forever, but it's finite. I'm 68, so even by the maddest measurements, I'm in the last bit… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I think that unless you can take judgments of right and wrong like an automaton, you must have emotions because that is our only… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
