China invaded Tibet. It invaded it. So all this nonsense about them being the same country is absurd. It's called Tibet. If… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I could never go into politics, because I'm far too impatient and I'd want to be a dictator, albeit a benevolent one...… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I haven't got a very sweet tooth, but I love salted things like nuts. I would have to be dragged in by… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I have never had anything done to my face because then you end up looking as they all do in America. Look… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I love being a grandmother. That feeling you have for your own child - you don't ever think it will be replicated,… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I don't lose my temper. I used to, but I realised I would probably die of a brain hemorrhage. So I've governed… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I think most of the world would like to be Scottish. All the Americans who come here never look for English blood… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I admire politicians. It is a really tough assignment, and I would fall at the first fence. — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I quite often don't have breakfast, and I never have lunch. I find it helps not to wake my stomach up because… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
To be in something as iconic as a Dracula film, and to be playing Jessica van Helsing, who would have been Dracula's… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I always knew that good stuff would come along when I was older. So when I was 18, I longed to be… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I cut my hair myself and colour it. I know everybody in the hairdressing business despairs of me, but it's so much easier to… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
In Kenya you've got the great birds and monkeys leaping through the trees overhead. It's a chance to remember what the world is really… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I'm a pathetic haggler and often give more than the original price out of a misplaced sense of duty. — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I never go to the gym - I can't be doing with it. But I run up and down the stairs, wash my feet… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I used to go out wearing any old rubbish, no make-up, nothing, but since mobile phones, that has all had to stop. People do… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
All the trouble you will cause by not leaving a will. All the heartache! Family feuds are going to happen anyway, so be as… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I haven't got a very sweet tooth, but I love salted things like nuts. I would have to be dragged in by a lorry… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I've never been interested enough to have a career trajectory. I've never had any ambition or thought of what I should be doing or… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I'm not terribly good at three-page recipes - I tend to skip bits - or anything that involves marinating things in juniper berries. — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
It's an incredibly difficult thing to bring a giraffe down. They can kill a lion with a single blow from their feet. — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
When you're young, you think life is forever, but it's finite. I'm 68, so even by the maddest measurements, I'm in the last bit… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I think that unless you can take judgments of right and wrong like an automaton, you must have emotions because that is our only… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
