I was once kissed on the lips by a giraffe, and I don't think I've ever got over it. — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
You have to feel more involved than just writing out a cheque. Charity is almost the wrong word - I think people… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I don't think men are that attracted by glamour. I think women are attracted by glamour. I think men are attracted by… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I think that unless you can take judgments of right and wrong like an automaton, you must have emotions because that is… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
When you're young, you think life is forever, but it's finite. I'm 68, so even by the maddest measurements, I'm in the… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I think laptops should be banned from schools. Until you can prove you can add up on your fingers or think independently… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I think most of the world would like to be Scottish. All the Americans who come here never look for English blood… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
The concept of Shwopping is so clever, I think. The idea is that every time someone goes shopping, they can take an… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I think we could jam a bit more in our coffins than we do. I'm going to have some books, some I… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
Oh, I'm not beautiful. I can look beautiful; I can put beauty on. When I'm tired, I look bloody awful. I think… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I love being a grandmother. That feeling you have for your own child - you don't ever think it will be replicated,… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I think I'm a spiritual person. I don't really go to church often when services are on, but I like going in… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
The maddening thing is as actors of either sex, we get better as we get older, and so when you are 65,… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
There's an appetite for vigour in films. The camera loves a bit of movement. Movement is usually attached to younger people and… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I cut my hair myself and colour it. I know everybody in the hairdressing business despairs of me, but it's so much easier to… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
In Kenya you've got the great birds and monkeys leaping through the trees overhead. It's a chance to remember what the world is really… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I'm a pathetic haggler and often give more than the original price out of a misplaced sense of duty. — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I never go to the gym - I can't be doing with it. But I run up and down the stairs, wash my feet… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I used to go out wearing any old rubbish, no make-up, nothing, but since mobile phones, that has all had to stop. People do… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
All the trouble you will cause by not leaving a will. All the heartache! Family feuds are going to happen anyway, so be as… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I haven't got a very sweet tooth, but I love salted things like nuts. I would have to be dragged in by a lorry… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I've never been interested enough to have a career trajectory. I've never had any ambition or thought of what I should be doing or… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I'm not terribly good at three-page recipes - I tend to skip bits - or anything that involves marinating things in juniper berries. — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
It's an incredibly difficult thing to bring a giraffe down. They can kill a lion with a single blow from their feet. — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
When you're young, you think life is forever, but it's finite. I'm 68, so even by the maddest measurements, I'm in the last bit… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I think that unless you can take judgments of right and wrong like an automaton, you must have emotions because that is our only… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
