Career Quote by Mike Birbiglia

If you are on television, that one night that someone is able to see you, you're talking about millions of people in one day.…

— Sheila E

People don't know this, but early in your career, you don't just glide on to The Tonight Show

— Tea Leoni

Each week we usually have one person who's never done the show before. Last year we had close to 60 who'd never done the…

— Scott Aukerman

We went on 'Fallon' and they had like one hundred-plus employees working on one show, and it's like, I can't afford more than two…

— David Dobrik

When I'm performing for 4,000, 5,000 people, it's a show. It's a rock n' roll concert.

— Carlos Mencia

From National Lampoon, you go directly to Saturday Night Live, because it's a lot of the same people.

— P. J. O'Rourke

When the show opens, fans can text to a number we flash up on the screen, and then we do a meet-and-greet with 60…

— Luke Bryan

There are definitely some nights where the show is over, and you're on the bus or a hotel room, and it's sort of a…

— Jason Isbell

I have found that people who really want to work at 'Saturday Night Live' and pursue it get pretty close. You have to be…

— John Mulaney

I don't go to a lot of shows. If you go to too many shows, then it doesn't become a special thing. Whenever I've…

— Jamie Blackley

Post-'Daily Show' has been so busy, which I've been surprised about. We're basically independent contractors in a way. So you have one gig, and…

— Jessica Williams

Being as versatile as I am, I take offense to the notion that no serious musician would not be doing a late night talk…

— Kevin Eubanks