Jennifer Crusie

“She gave Rachel her usual obsessively loving smile, including Phin in it, too, as her future son-in-law. Such a nice couple ,…

— Jennifer Crusie

Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.

— Jennifer Crusie

Look, I'm not ready for you," Min said. "I'm not prepared. I don't have any defenses when you're around. I make these…

— Jennifer Crusie

If you can't be a good example, then be a terrible warning.

— Jennifer Crusie

We're going to need a bigger dock

— Jennifer Crusie

“She had to be the calmest woman in the world. Either that or she trusted him completely. That was depressing somehow. He…

— Jennifer Crusie

“He picked up the biscuit box and said, "Come on, Marlene. Back into hiding in case somebody comes looking for you, although…

— Jennifer Crusie

Can we go to work now? Because we're about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our…

— Jennifer Crusie

“At eleven, Kate woke Jake up when she went searching in the cooler for juice. "You know, you used to be peaceful,"…

— Jennifer Crusie

Zach had brought her a dog.

— Jennifer Crusie

This is a woman you've known less than twelve hours. It took you a year to pick out a couch, but you're…

— Jennifer Crusie

“Gabe turned his head to look up at her. The moon came through the skylight and backlit Chloe's short blonde curls, making…

— Jennifer Crusie

Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don't hang right without them.

— Jennifer Crusie

Where were all the women gamblers? It wasn't as if being a woman wasn't a huge risk all by itself. Twenty-eight percent…

— Jennifer Crusie

“Exciting wasn't turning out obe as easy as she'd thought it would be, but it was definitely worth pursuing.”

— Jennifer Crusie

That furniture cost me a fortune! It's designer furniture." "Designed by whom ? Darth Vader ? The Hitler Youth ?

— Jennifer Crusie

I like my afterglow with you in motion. I measure time by how your body sways.

— Jennifer Crusie

If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning." -Gwen Goodnight

— Jennifer Crusie

He loved her all he could; but he couldn't love her very much.

— Jennifer Crusie

no more pep talks about believing in toads," Liza said. "Don't they turn into princeses when you kiss them?" Bonnie said. "Thats…

— Jennifer Crusie

“It doesn't matter," Min said. "That's what I'm trying to tell you, it doesn't matter what you do or say. I'm going…

— Jennifer Crusie

Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.

— Jennifer Crusie

“Hello. I like you naked. Never wear clothes again.”

— Jennifer Crusie

“I've been spending a lot of time out of here," Harry said. Thank God I don't have a date tonight. This would…

— Jennifer Crusie

“Everything will be fine. Nothing but good times ahead.”

— Jennifer Crusie