“Who was the moron on the phone?" "Carl Avery," Kate said. "A long-standing client and potential felon.” — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great, headbanging sex, get off the fucking phone and come with me.” — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“Kate picked up her coffee cup, frowning when she saw it was empty. "Did you drink my coffee?" "Yes. I was feeling… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“I'm fine," Kate said. "In fact, since my last two dates were so awful, things can only get better." "Bad deduction," Jessie… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“Don't even think about it." "Well, when can I walk by myself?" "When you get your driver's license." "You always, always say… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“You know, I'm not even sure how we ended up living together." "I am," Jake said, turning back to the lake. "Sex.… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“[…] I have a date this afternoon." "Oh, Lord." Jake closed his eyes. "Who are you going to destroy now?" "I beg… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“At eleven, Kate woke Jake up when she went searching in the cooler for juice. "You know, you used to be peaceful,"… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“Jake ignored him and went on. “If I ever do hook up with anybody again - and I sincerely doubt that I… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“First, I'm not getting married, so you can forget the wife. Second, if I was insane enough to get married, I wouldn't… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“Comedy is hard. In many ways, it's like singing: If you have perfect pitch, it's much easier. But you can still go… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“Heartache often drives us to consume things we wouldn't otherwise, such as an entire pint of Caramel Pecan Perfection high-fat ice cream,… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“Emilio appeared with wine before Cal could say anything, and Min beamed at him, grateful for the rescue. "Emilio, my darling. I… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“I suppose you had to," Wes said when Phin went back to join him at the table. "Pretty much. She seduced me."… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“I'll be right behind you" behind her? Thirty-two steps with him looking at her butt? "No, you wont." "Look, it's late, i'm… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action. — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“The problem wasn't that Stephen was a fathead and Virginia was a gossip. It was that Stephen was a driven fathead with… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“[...] And those women with the camera looked loose." Excellent , Phin thought. At last, some good news.” — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“Do not be seduced by those big-box come-ons, full of “complete sets” of extraneous cookware. A complete set is whatever you need,… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“She pushed him onto the couch and straddled him... Min swallowed "the thing is, im going to spread. Hips, thighs-" "Not till… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“She gave Rachel her usual obsessively loving smile, including Phin in it, too, as her future son-in-law. Such a nice couple , her smile… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him. — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Look, I'm not ready for you," Min said. "I'm not prepared. I don't have any defenses when you're around. I make these plans and… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“She had to be the calmest woman in the world. Either that or she trusted him completely. That was depressing somehow. He went to… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“He picked up the biscuit box and said, "Come on, Marlene. Back into hiding in case somebody comes looking for you, although only God… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Can we go to work now? Because we're about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our feelings, and… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“At eleven, Kate woke Jake up when she went searching in the cooler for juice. "You know, you used to be peaceful," he grumbled.… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
This is a woman you've known less than twelve hours. It took you a year to pick out a couch, but you're seriously—" “Yes,”… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“Gabe turned his head to look up at her. The moon came through the skylight and backlit Chloe's short blonde curls, making her look… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
![“[…] I have a date this afternoon." "Oh, Lord." Jake closed his eyes. "Who are you going to destroy now?" "I beg your pardon?" "The hotel would appreciate it if you'd just throw back the men you don't like without maiming them." "I haven't maimed anyone." "You almost drowned Lance, you scared Peter…” quote by Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/fc7/jennifer-crusie-2092_dating_i-have-a-date-this-afternoon-oh-lord-jak_762600.jpg)
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