“At eleven, Kate woke Jake up when she went searching in the cooler for juice. "You know, you used to be peaceful,"… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“Emilio appeared with wine before Cal could say anything, and Min beamed at him, grateful for the rescue. "Emilio, my darling. I… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great, headbanging sex, get off the fucking phone and come with me.” — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“[…] I have a date this afternoon." "Oh, Lord." Jake closed his eyes. "Who are you going to destroy now?" "I beg… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“I'll be right behind you" behind her? Thirty-two steps with him looking at her butt? "No, you wont." "Look, it's late, i'm… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“Don't even think about it." "Well, when can I walk by myself?" "When you get your driver's license." "You always, always say… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“Heartache often drives us to consume things we wouldn't otherwise, such as an entire pint of Caramel Pecan Perfection high-fat ice cream,… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“Jake ignored him and went on. “If I ever do hook up with anybody again - and I sincerely doubt that I… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“I'm fine," Kate said. "In fact, since my last two dates were so awful, things can only get better." "Bad deduction," Jessie… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“You know, I'm not even sure how we ended up living together." "I am," Jake said, turning back to the lake. "Sex.… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“Kate picked up her coffee cup, frowning when she saw it was empty. "Did you drink my coffee?" "Yes. I was feeling… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“Who was the moron on the phone?" "Carl Avery," Kate said. "A long-standing client and potential felon.” — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“I suppose you had to," Wes said when Phin went back to join him at the table. "Pretty much. She seduced me."… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“Comedy is hard. In many ways, it's like singing: If you have perfect pitch, it's much easier. But you can still go… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“First, I'm not getting married, so you can forget the wife. Second, if I was insane enough to get married, I wouldn't… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“She pushed him onto the couch and straddled him... Min swallowed "the thing is, im going to spread. Hips, thighs-" "Not till… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“The problem wasn't that Stephen was a fathead and Virginia was a gossip. It was that Stephen was a driven fathead with… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“Do not be seduced by those big-box come-ons, full of “complete sets” of extraneous cookware. A complete set is whatever you need,… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“[...] And those women with the camera looked loose." Excellent , Phin thought. At last, some good news.” — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action. — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“She gave Rachel her usual obsessively loving smile, including Phin in it, too, as her future son-in-law. Such a nice couple , her smile… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him. — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Look, I'm not ready for you," Min said. "I'm not prepared. I don't have any defenses when you're around. I make these plans and… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“She had to be the calmest woman in the world. Either that or she trusted him completely. That was depressing somehow. He went to… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“He picked up the biscuit box and said, "Come on, Marlene. Back into hiding in case somebody comes looking for you, although only God… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Can we go to work now? Because we're about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our feelings, and… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“At eleven, Kate woke Jake up when she went searching in the cooler for juice. "You know, you used to be peaceful," he grumbled.… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
This is a woman you've known less than twelve hours. It took you a year to pick out a couch, but you're seriously—" “Yes,”… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“Gabe turned his head to look up at her. The moon came through the skylight and backlit Chloe's short blonde curls, making her look… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
