Dating Quote by Jennifer Crusie
![“[…] I have a date this afternoon." "Oh, Lord." Jake closed his eyes. "Who are you going to destroy now?" "I beg your pardon?" "The hotel would appreciate it if you'd just throw back the men you don't like without maiming them." "I haven't maimed anyone." "You almost drowned Lance, you scared Peter…” quote by Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/fc7/jennifer-crusie-2092_dating_i-have-a-date-this-afternoon-oh-lord-jak_762600.jpg)
““[…] I have a date this afternoon." "Oh, Lord." Jake closed his eyes. "Who are you going to destroy now?" "I beg your pardon?" "The hotel would appreciate it if you'd just throw back the men you don't like without maiming them." "I haven't maimed anyone." "You almost drowned Lance, you scared Peter into heart palpitations, you stabbed Donald with a fork, and you hit Brad over the head with a bottle." Jake shook his head. "And they still ask you out.””
About This Quote
Source Novel: Love & Other Disasters, 2005
The speaker sarcastically points out the absurdity of being asked out despite causing chaos and harm to others.
In simple terms: Even after causing trouble, the speaker is still asked out.
Key Takeaway
Recognize when reckless behavior is ignored.
Themes
sarcasm
relationships
absurdity
Mood
wry
critical
thoughtful
Type
satirical
dialogue.
When to use this quote
- dating
- conflict resolution
- personal accountability
Key Concepts
moral responsibility
social expectations
Questions to Reflect On
- Is it acceptable to overlook harmful actions in romance?
- How do we set boundaries with reckless partners?
A Different Perspective
The humor masks serious concerns about consent and safety.
