Funny dating Quote by Laura S Download Open image “Serial dating: It's not just for breakfast anymore.” — Laura S ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny dating
Dates are fun, but being a serial dater isn't my thing; I'd rather care about someone and be able to wear sweatpants out to… — Gerard Horan Copy Share Image
I'm not interested in serial dating; I'd honestly rather be single. — Tamsin Egerton Copy Share Image
“As I see it, dating is a product of our entertainment-driven, disposable-everything American culture...Love and romance became things people could solely enjoy for their… — Joshua Harris Copy Share Image
“Modern dating was a labyrinthine manscape riddled with trolls, bros, haters, and selfie-obsessed divos.” — Duncan Ralston Copy Share Image
Dating someoneàand not knowing if there is a future, seems to be a fact most modern lovers are grappling with. — Mazher Copy Share Image
I feel like my dating life has become a national pastime, and Im not comfortable providing that entertainment anymore. — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
Dating has never been something I've done. It's never been a part of my life. — Asia Kate Dillon Copy Share Image
Parenthood is one of the toughest, non-paying jobs there is that offers nothing but unconditional benefits. — Laura S Copy Share Image
Live today like there's no tomorrow and make it even better than yesterday. — Laura S Copy Share Image
Monday. The black sheep of the weekdays. The middle finger of the workweek. The weekend-is-over bitchslap. — Laura S Copy Share Image
To assume that someone who is single is unhappy is as incorrect as to assume that someone who is in a relationship is happy. — Laura S Copy Share Image
When we're kids, we want to be adults. When we're adults, we want to be kids. When we're old, we want to be younger… — Laura S Copy Share Image
The world is like one big chemistry class, and we're all seeking the perfect lab partner. — Laura S Copy Share Image
If they ever made another remake of Joan of Arc, they should use Alicia Keys' song This Girl Is On Fire. — Laura S Copy Share Image
There are no guaranties in life except for death and this: When you leave the house looking like total crap, you're going to run… — Laura S Copy Share Image
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else. — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don't let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I know she's just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind of a… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
