Date Quote by Bret Michaels

“I feel myself quite wild with excitement.”

— Bram Stoker

Teacher: 'I am beautiful. What tense is this?' Me: 'Obviously past.'

— Anonymous

Teacher: I beautiful. What tense is this? Student: obviously past tense.

— Anonymous

Of course, it's a mystery to me why any American who can't be bothered to pay attention to politics unless Pamela Anderson is discussing…

— Jonah Goldberg

I remember, after the Pamela Anderson roast, being told, 'You're sold out - you can add two more shows.'

— Lisa Lampanelli

That would make a great Instagram photo - me and David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson.

— Alexandra Daddario

On Ecstasy, Joan Rivers looks like Pamela Anderson, so imagine what Pamela Anderson looked like.

— Tommy Lee

When you meet Pamela, there's no mistaking her. She's a caricature of herself, a flashing beacon that says, 'I'm Pamela Anderson!'

— Richard Bacon

The difference between Marilyn Monroe and the early Pamela Anderson is not that great. What's amazing is that the taste of American men and…

— Hugh Hefner

Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that…

— Conan O'Brien

“What the hell were you thinking?" Sleepy demanded. "Did Pamela Anderson die and leave an opening on the Baywatch rescue squad or something?”

— Meg Cabot

But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse.

— Chuck Klosterman