Parenthood is one of the toughest, non-paying jobs there is that offers nothing but unconditional benefits. — Laura S Parenthood Copy Share Image
Live today like there's no tomorrow and make it even better than yesterday. — Laura S Life Copy Share Image
Monday. The black sheep of the weekdays. The middle finger of the workweek. The weekend-is-over bitchslap. — Laura S Black sheep Copy Share Image
To assume that someone who is single is unhappy is as incorrect as to assume that someone who is in a relationship… — Laura S Being single Copy Share Image
When we're kids, we want to be adults. When we're adults, we want to be kids. When we're old, we want to… — Laura S Children Copy Share Image
The world is like one big chemistry class, and we're all seeking the perfect lab partner. — Laura S Dating Copy Share Image
If they ever made another remake of Joan of Arc, they should use Alicia Keys' song This Girl Is On Fire. — Laura S Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
Being strong on your own is better than being in a weak relationship. — Laura S Being single Copy Share Image
There are no guaranties in life except for death and this: When you leave the house looking like total crap, you're going… — Laura S Death Copy Share Image
Sometimes we miss what we thought we had and not what we actually had. — Laura S Failed relationship Copy Share Image
The Monistat people should use Tony Orlando's song Candida for their commercials. — Laura S Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
The praying mantis. The inventor of the one-night stand. Wham, bam, off with your head, man! — Laura S Funny Copy Share Image
They say that some anti-depressants may actually cause suicidal thoughts. Isn't that like someone with narcalepsy taking a sleeping pill? — Laura S Funny Copy Share Image
When voting for the Pope, it's top secret. No one is to reveal who they voted for. If they do, it's considered… — Laura S Funny Copy Share Image
A true friend is someone who sees the pain in your eyes when everyone else sees the smile on your face. — Laura S Friendship Copy Share Image
These on-line dating sites tell me that so many users want to meet me. Why would I would want to date a… — Laura S Dating Copy Share Image
If it wasn't for the weather, no one would know how to start off a conversation. — Laura S Communication Copy Share Image
Appreciate the green grass you already have because chances are it won't get any greener. — Laura S Green grass Copy Share Image
The saying goes there's plenty of fish in the sea.......but I think the line on my fishing pole has been cut off. — Laura S Being single Copy Share Image
