Shallow guys want to get into a woman's pants, but a real men want to get into her heart. — Laura S Real men Copy Share Image
Women don't need to be saved like a princess, but we do deserve to be treated like a queen. — Laura S Deserve Copy Share Image
The Monistat people should use Tony Orlando's song Candida for their commercials. — Laura S Commercials Copy Share Image
Showing indifference to someone you're supposed to love is more damaging than actually hating them. — Laura S Hating Copy Share Image
The world is like one big chemistry class, and we're all seeking the perfect lab partner. — Laura S Chemistry Copy Share Image
Are the unmarried employees at Kraft referred to as the Kraft Singles? — Laura S Funny Copy Share Image
Ya think we like to sing in the shower because we all just like a good soap opera? — Laura S Funny facebook Copy Share Image
To assume that someone who is single is unhappy is as incorrect as to assume that someone who is in a relationship… — Laura S Being single Copy Share Image
Picking the right person for you is like picking the right brand of potato chip. Sure, a Lay is nice to have… — Laura S Being single Copy Share Image
Today starts a fresh page in the day of the life of the book of you. Live it to its fullest and… — Laura S Book Copy Share Image
They say that some anti-depressants may actually cause suicidal thoughts. Isn't that like someone with narcalepsy taking a sleeping pill? — Laura S Depressants Copy Share Image
The only thing worst than making mistakes is not learning from them. — Laura S Failure Copy Share Image
Stop being a wannabe and just do it! Be the persons others wannabe. — Laura S Motivational Copy Share Image
Bad luck is getting hit by a car. Good luck is that it was an ambulance. — Laura S Ambulance Copy Share Image
The closeness of people has nothing to do with the miles between them. — Laura S Closeness Copy Share Image
Parenthood is one of the toughest, non-paying jobs there is that offers nothing but unconditional benefits. — Laura S Child Copy Share Image
Sometimes, one of the best band-aids we can ever want or need is a hug. — Laura S Band Copy Share Image
Daylight Savings Time is an Indiangiver. It gives an hour, then it takes it back. — Laura S Daylight savings Copy Share Image
If they ever made another remake of Joan of Arc, they should use Alicia Keys' song This Girl Is On Fire. — Laura S Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
Drama queens need to step down from their thrones before they find themselves ruling alone. — Laura S Drama queens Copy Share Image
If it wasn't for the weather, no one would know how to start off a conversation. — Laura S Communication Copy Share Image
Do people in China say in bed after reading a fortune cookie? — Laura S Fortune cookie Copy Share Image
It's nice to have a guy looking all GQ, but it's even nicer when he has an IQ, too. — Laura S Being single Copy Share Image
Building up your confidence will, in turn, help you tear down your weaknesses. — Laura S Building confidence Copy Share Image
It is difficult to get a positive result with a negative attitude. — Laura S Attitude Copy Share Image
The period. Punctuation mark to all, but public enemy number one to women. — Laura S Funny quotes Copy Share Image
Instead of incarcerating pedophiles, why don't we use them as crash test dummies? — Laura S Funny Copy Share Image
Too bad Steve Jobs didn't invent the vacuum. I think the iSuck would have been a big seller. — Laura S Funny Copy Share Image
Beauty magazines are the worst thing a teenage girl can read. They give tips on how to become beautiful when the girl… — Laura S Beauty Copy Share Image
When you find your relationship is making you sick, it's time to get healthy and be on your own. — Laura S Doctor Copy Share Image
