Funny quotes Quote by Laura S Download Open image “The period. Punctuation mark to all, but public enemy number one to women.” — Laura S ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quotes
“And who would have ever thought we'd see a time when the period – the building block of our very language, punctuation-wise – would… — Emmy Favilla Copy Share Image
I bet when all the punctuation marks have a party, they quietly look at exclamation point's wife and think, that poor woman. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
“In a world dominated by violent and passive-aggressive men, and by male institutions dispensing violence, it is extraordinary to note how often women are… — Adrienne Rich Copy Share Image
From the reader's point of view, punctuation provides a map for one who must otherwise drive blindly past the by-ways, intersections, and detours of… — Mina P. Shaughnessy Copy Share Image
Punctuation is a courtesy designed to help readers to understand a story without stumbling. — Lynne Truss Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said, I hate it when you finish my sentences. So I said, Period. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“The letting go of patriarchy which creates one-sided citizens of women and men alike and culminates in violent living and violent relationships.” — Matthew Fox Copy Share Image
Parenthood is one of the toughest, non-paying jobs there is that offers nothing but unconditional benefits. — Laura S Copy Share Image
Live today like there's no tomorrow and make it even better than yesterday. — Laura S Copy Share Image
Monday. The black sheep of the weekdays. The middle finger of the workweek. The weekend-is-over bitchslap. — Laura S Copy Share Image
To assume that someone who is single is unhappy is as incorrect as to assume that someone who is in a relationship is happy. — Laura S Copy Share Image
When we're kids, we want to be adults. When we're adults, we want to be kids. When we're old, we want to be younger… — Laura S Copy Share Image
The world is like one big chemistry class, and we're all seeking the perfect lab partner. — Laura S Copy Share Image
If they ever made another remake of Joan of Arc, they should use Alicia Keys' song This Girl Is On Fire. — Laura S Copy Share Image
“I called dibs on Penelope when we were nine, and I made sure every boy our age knew it too.” — Sarah A. Bailey Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Is there any difference between a happy and a lucky man? A happy is someone who finds an oasis with drinking water in a… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I know you can do this. You’re the person who revolutionized garbage collection at Westview, remember?” — Rachel Lynn Solomon Copy Share Image
“Mew - mew. Mew.” I jump back from her finger swipes. “I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three…and so on. Nesta” — Cathy Hopkins Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you're alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
