The awkward moment when you post the funniest facebook status you have ever written but no one likes ! xP — Komal Copy Share Image
“All women may not be beautiful but every woman can look beautiful.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when the teacher is helping someone next to you and their butt in in your face!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
Valentine's day is coming up? Dammmmmmmmmmnit, I forgot to get a girlfriend again!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I look at people sometimes and think ¦.. Really? Thats the sperm that won! — Deep Patel Copy Share Image
“I don’t think this is working out between us,” I told him. “You and I want different things. It’s not me, it’s… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
*A nerdy guys phone goes off* Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend? *Everyone laughs* Nerd: Nope. It was yours. *Dead silence* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Mew - mew. Mew.” I jump back from her finger swipes. “I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“Well, then, Otter, of course I don’t like Bundt cake. It has eggs in it. Baby chicken eggs. You don’t see chickens… — TJ Klune Copy Share Image
“I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“If God created man in his image... Does God have a functioning penis? And does God manually handle every penis he creates?… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“I grab him before he can run off. "I love you." But it's not just Emile's voice that answers me. Five others… — Saxon James Copy Share Image
“I curse when I get really upset. Letting off steam that way makes me feel a little bit better. I've been through… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Beyond a thin veil of space stretched Existence, the frailest and most imbalanced reality of the cosmos. No one was really sure… — Louise Blackwick Copy Share Image
“I was so caught up in my thoughts I did not notice the wire till I got caught up in it. Right.… — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
“Care to explain?” Ari asked. “Didn’t you see my signals?” “Yeah. But they didn’t make sense. Five into one and it’s an… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
“I tear my lips away from hers and fling her over my shoulder. “Hey!” she protests, kicking her feet and slapping me… — Dolores Lane Copy Share Image
“Ladies, I have bad news for you. Men are pigs. No really. I know you think you know what I'm talking about… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“It's probably not easy for a woman to understand what it's like to be a man. Imagine you're starving, and someone puts… — Oliver Markus Copy Share Image
“I might be an arse but nobody deserves to be drinking double vodka on their own in the middle of the day,”… — Raven Elliot O'Connor Copy Share Image
“For a split second, I wondered if he were some type of sexy sorcerer, who was able to remove my clothing by… — M.C. Lavocat Copy Share Image
“Am I picking you up tonight?” he asked. “Or do you still think I'm an ax murderer who might break into your… — Anna Cruise Copy Share Image
“There's a reason why most men don't read romance: Romance novels are wish-fulfillment for women. The fictitious men in romance novels fall… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
