Funny Quote by Deep Patel Download Open image “I look at people sometimes and think ¦.. Really? Thats the sperm that won!” — Deep Patel ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny quotes Quotes Smart
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