Funny quotes Quote by Don Dewberry Download Open image “I pay so much attention, I should get a W2 form!” — Don Dewberry ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quotes
Where's my tax form? Where's the file that's supposed to hold my W-2 form and interest statement? Where's the mileage log I specifically asked… — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
Time for you to go, I gotta reduce the number of dependents that I claim on my W2. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My form's good in practice, but that doesn't count for anything, really. — Stephen Hendry Copy Share Image
I will continue to do all I can to support Uyghurs and I hope my colleagues as well as U.S. companies and the international… — Young Kim Copy Share Image
I hoped there would be a better process. But it is final -- I will not participate . — Abdullah Abdullah Copy Share Image
If your form dips as a back-row forward, it is best to address the areas you know you're going to be heavily involved in. — James Haskell Copy Share Image
I'm working on my Teach for America application!!!! Yall wish me luck, k??? — Vanessa Simmons Copy Share Image
I'm waiting for the role or project where I get to exhaust all of my training. — Myha'la Copy Share Image
Make yourself indispensable and you'll be moved up. Act as if you're indispensable and you'll be moved out. — Don Dewberry Copy Share Image
Remember, While you're balling like its no timeouts, somebody's watching your time-out — Don Dewberry Copy Share Image
I truly believe when a man's best friend is God, God will then allow him to find what he's looking for.....probably the reason alot… — Don Dewberry Copy Share Image
Many people have the ambition to succeed; they may even have a special aptitude for their job. And yet they do not move ahead.… — Don Dewberry Copy Share Image
Remember that while we're busy 'growing up' some of our loved ones are busy growing old. — Don Dewberry Copy Share Image
There are people in this world who will one day walk the road of reflection and never see a set of footprints. — Don Dewberry Copy Share Image
“I called dibs on Penelope when we were nine, and I made sure every boy our age knew it too.” — Sarah A. Bailey Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Is there any difference between a happy and a lucky man? A happy is someone who finds an oasis with drinking water in a… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I know you can do this. You’re the person who revolutionized garbage collection at Westview, remember?” — Rachel Lynn Solomon Copy Share Image
“Mew - mew. Mew.” I jump back from her finger swipes. “I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three.....and so on. Nesta” — Cathy Hopkins Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P — Me Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you`re alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
