Cheesy break up Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Time for you to go, I gotta reduce the number of dependents that I claim on my W2.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cheesy break up Time
I wonder if I can claim the Federal Government as a dependent on this year's federal taxes? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
The only time I was dependent is when I'm 70 years old. Thats when I cant hold my shit within, so I shit on… — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
I'm going to do everything I can to bring our policies in line with the way families live and work today by guaranteeing paid… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
Where's my tax form? Where's the file that's supposed to hold my W-2 form and interest statement? Where's the mileage log I specifically asked… — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
But now it feels like weve been traveling on two different tracks. What? Put my hands in the air? Okay. (Raises hands in the… — Rayy Copy Share Image
I need more time and more space. That's why I'm moving 12 hours and 7 states away. Yeah sure I'll call you...the minute I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
3/3 A ring? You want to marry me? Here comes another one! Whoa, whoa, aaaaaaah! Youre crazy, Derek! But - Yes! ILL MARRY YOU!!!!… — Rachel Copy Share Image
I have to break it off. I've been seeing someone else and they told me I had to choose. Besides, your mother doesn't snore… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You have the right to leave some1. But at least tell them why, because what's even more painful than being abandoned, is knowing you're… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Look at my horoscope! '...a new love in your life...' Well, gotta follow my guiding star... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You and your obsession with rollercoasters. Whats the name of this one? Oh, The Terminatrix. How nice. Look, Derek, I How do I buckle… — Rachel Copy Share Image
The only way to feel peace after a break-up is to quiet the thoughts about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I just sit,stare and smile with a sadness in my eyes.There is nothing wrong, I'm just thinking of someone I love but can't… — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
