Cheesy break up Quote by Anonymous

Fortunately for my wife, I'm not a snorer so she doesn't have to put up with that.

— Buster Posey

I snore. I've had two or three people complain about it.

— Sheryl Crow

My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem.

— Rex Hunt

I snore. Just ask the others!

— Brian Littrell

At night, before I go to bed, I check on the kids to make sure they're still breathing. But that's easy because my kids…

— Catherine Zeta-Jones

Because she is a female, females stay quiet and tend to keep things inside so they would hurt quietly. I love my mother soo…

— Ms_Freshie

Snoring is your body's way of telling everyone not to disturb me asshole can't you see we are sleeping.

— Nikhil Saluja

It's hard to sleep at night because I'm still wondering where my mother is.

— Fred Savage

If your mom's asleep, don't wake her up.

— Anonymous

Snoring keeps the monsters away.

— Judy Blume

Father's snoring grows to sound increasingly like a vacuum cleaner in heat.

— Margaret Halsey

You snore worse. At least I don't turn into a lion in my sleep." "I only did it once." "Once was weird enough, thank…

— Ilona Andrews