Remember when I asked you out?? Well...I was talking to the guy behind you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only way to feel peace after a break-up is to quiet the thoughts about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Time for you to go, I gotta reduce the number of dependents that I claim on my W2. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Look at my horoscope! '...a new love in your life...' Well, gotta follow my guiding star... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am the one who doesn't stop even when I know I'm tired. But I'm the one who stops when I know… — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
I have to break it off. I've been seeing someone else and they told me I had to choose. Besides, your mother… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I just sit,stare and smile with a sadness in my eyes.There is nothing wrong, I'm just thinking of someone I love… — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
3/3 A ring? You want to marry me? Here comes another one! Whoa, whoa, aaaaaaah! Youre crazy, Derek! But - Yes! ILL… — Rachel Copy Share Image
I need more time and more space. That's why I'm moving 12 hours and 7 states away. Yeah sure I'll call you...the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You have the right to leave some1. But at least tell them why, because what's even more painful than being abandoned, is… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
You and your obsession with rollercoasters. Whats the name of this one? Oh, The Terminatrix. How nice. Look, Derek, I How do… — Rachel Copy Share Image
But now it feels like weve been traveling on two different tracks. What? Put my hands in the air? Okay. (Raises hands… — Rayy Copy Share Image
Looking for truth in the moment but u always seem to find lies present! — Milliton MUNNEY Copy Share Image
I asked my friend if he wanted to hear something funny, He said yes, I replied my wife left me. He waited… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
