Chi Chi Rodriguez

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my…

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I…

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

He told me just to keep the ball low.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first…

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

Why do I love kids so much? Because I was never a kid myself. I was too poor to really have a…

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

Music is not supposed to rile you up. Music is something to bring you down.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to…

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

A lot of guys out here are very serious, and God bless them, that's their personality. It's not a sin to be…

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

Let your wife win all the battles, and you'll win the war.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus - especially Arnie - he used to beat my brains out when we were young. In the…

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

If you worry about giving, you will never have enough of anything.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

I can't wait until we make an eagle.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a…

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

They have a new division where you have to be at least 80 years old. You play three days for a million…

— Chi Chi Rodriguez