Funny golf Quote by Chi Chi Rodriguez Download Open image “I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.” — Chi Chi Rodriguez ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny golf Funny golfing Golf Golf humor Golf life Golf putting Golfers Golfing Good golf Great golf Great golfing Help me Helping I pray I pray to god Ifs Missing Pray To God Praying Praying to god
I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Prayer never works for me on the golf course. That may have something to do with my being a terrible putter. — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
I pray not because I need something, but because Im ought to thank God about something. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't pray because it doesn't work. Prayer doesn't fix anything. Bad things happen anyway. — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
For those who never pray, maybe now you will. For those of us who attempt to pray, maybe we can pray more. — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
Pray Not Because You Need Something but because you have a lot to thank god for.. — Ali Azlan Bhalli Copy Share Image
I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for… — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the… — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Why do I love kids so much? Because I was never a kid myself. I was too poor to really have a childhood. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Music is not supposed to rile you up. Music is something to bring you down. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
A lot of guys out here are very serious, and God bless them, that's their personality. It's not a sin to be business-like. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them. — Jimmy Demaret Copy Share Image
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt. — Fletcher Knebel Copy Share Image
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun.… — Chuck Hogan Copy Share Image
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. — Don Adams Copy Share Image
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right. — Ben Crenshaw Copy Share Image