Allegations Quote by Gerald R. Ford

The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...

— Bob Hope

My golf-loving friend Bob Hope asked me what my handicap was, so I told him - the Congress.

— Ronald Reagan

If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States.

— H. L. Mencken

I'm a golfer - not an athlete.

— Lee Westwood

You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble because the…

— Dave Barry

I'm an athlete. I'm a golfer.

— Paul Casey

What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times…

— Jessica Simpson

Who wants to be reputable? That's for golfers and tycoons with a sleazy past.

— Tim Winton

“Now, I was well aware that certain sports required certain modes of dress for protection, but I failed to see how wearing a sleeveless…

— Kelley Armstrong

If golfers can run around and crow when they make a birdie, I think it would be just as proper to lie down on…

— J. C. Snead

Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer.

— James Woods

Golf has humbled, humiliated, and just about licked all the great athletes who tried it.

— Earl Blaik