I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right. — Ben Crenshaw Copy Share Image
My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered. — George Robertson, Baron Robertson of Port Ellen Copy Share Image
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a… — Gerald R. Ford Copy Share Image
Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them. — Kevin Costner Copy Share Image
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it. — Jimmy Demaret Copy Share Image
Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five. — Paul Harvey Copy Share Image
They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have… — Tommy Bolt Copy Share Image
The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things. — John Updike Copy Share Image
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that. — Gardner Dickinson Copy Share Image
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. — Pete Dye Copy Share Image
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good. — George Archer Copy Share Image
The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of… — Confucius Copy Share Image
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age. — Tom Mulligan Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands; how… — Tom Mulligan Copy Share Image
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
