Funny golf Quote by John Updike Download Open image “The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.” — John Updike ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny golf Funny golfing Golf Golf jokes Golf life Golf swing Golfers Golfing Great golf Great golfing Greatest golf Packs Suitcases Swings Trying
The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag. — Byron Nelson Copy Share Image
I think the golf swing is all about rotation, all about trying to keep the club on plane. — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
The funny thing about the golf swing is that you try to alter it and end up with the same faults as you've had… — Ronnie Corbett Copy Share Image
The golf swing is very, very rhythmic. There's a certain tempo to it, just like in music. — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
Golf is a terrible, hopeless addiction, it seems: it makes its devotees willing to trudge miles in any manner of weather, lugging a huge,… — Mike Seabrook Copy Share Image
Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with… — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
A big part of managing a golf course is managing your swing on the course. — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
There's a bunch of different ways to play the game of golf. You don't need to play it one way. It doesn't need to… — Bryson DeChambeau Copy Share Image
I see things written about the golf swing that I can't believe will work except by accident . — Harvey Penick Copy Share Image
Life is a roller coaster, you have your ups and downs unless you fall off. — John Updike Copy Share Image
Children are not a zoo of entertainingly exotic creatures, but an array of mirrors in which the human predicament leaps out at us. — John Updike Copy Share Image
I assume my stance, and take back the club, low, slowly; at the top, my eyes fog over, and my joints dip and swirl… — John Updike Copy Share Image
The New England spirit does not seek solutions in a crowd; raw light and solitariness are less dreaded than welcomed as enhancers of our… — John Updike Copy Share Image
I imagine most of that stuff on the information highway is roadkill anyway. — John Updike Copy Share Image
Families, doing everything for each other out of imagined obligation and always getting in each other's way, what a tangle. — John Updike Copy Share Image
“The mind cannot fall asleep as long as it watches itself. Only when the mind moves unwatched and becomes absorbed in images that tug… — John Updike Copy Share Image
In fiction, imaginary people become realer to us than any named celebrity glimpsed in a series of rumored events, whose causes and subtler ramifications… — John Updike Copy Share Image
“Her hair had been going gray as long as he could remember; she bundled it behind in a bun held with hairpins that he… — John Updike Copy Share Image
You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them. — Jimmy Demaret Copy Share Image
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt. — Fletcher Knebel Copy Share Image
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun.… — Chuck Hogan Copy Share Image
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. — Don Adams Copy Share Image
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right. — Ben Crenshaw Copy Share Image