Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists. — Heywood Hale Broun Copy Share Image
Mini-tour life isn't a glamorous, professional golf life. If you're not on the PGA Tour, it is very tough financially. — Tony Finau Copy Share Image
If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and… — Harry Vardon Copy Share Image
A hole in one is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through… — Mac O'Grady Copy Share Image
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them. — Jimmy Demaret Copy Share Image
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a game… — Amy Alcott Copy Share Image
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Many shots are spoiled at the last instant by efforts to add a few more yards. — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt. — Fletcher Knebel Copy Share Image
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right. — Ben Crenshaw Copy Share Image
Playing the game I have learned the meaning of humility. It has given me an understanding of futility of the human effort. — Abba Eban Copy Share Image
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a… — Gerald R. Ford Copy Share Image
You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank as to praise him for playing by the rules. — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf. What… — George Archer Copy Share Image
Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry… — Michael Bamberger Copy Share Image
Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses... — Adlai Stevenson I Copy Share Image
Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well. — Craig Stadler Copy Share Image
There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do… — Peter Andrews Copy Share Image
