Funny golf Quote by Lee Trevino Download Open image “My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.” — Lee Trevino ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny golf Funny golfing Golf Golf clubs Golf life Golf swing Golfers Golfing Great golf Great golfing Greatest golf Killing Looks Lunch Swings
My golf swing is probably the most horrendous you've ever seen. I look like I'm trying to attack the ball. — Ophelia Lovibond Copy Share Image
My swing is no uglier than Arnold Palmer's, and it's the same ugly swing every time. — Nancy Lopez Copy Share Image
There have been nights I've stayed up late thinking about, 'What's wrong with my swing? What do I need to fix?' — Ben Zobrist Copy Share Image
[Jack Nicklaus] was the first to bring in course management. He could go to a course and tell you within one stroke what was… — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
Green synthetic practice mats are the worst thing for your golf game that I know of. You can hit six inches behind the ball… — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
If you've ever driven across Texas, you know how different one area of the state can be from another. Take El Paso. It looks… — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
I will fall in love with any golf course that you have to drive the ball straight. You understand what I'm saying? That's my… — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and… — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have to be… — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them. — Jimmy Demaret Copy Share Image
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt. — Fletcher Knebel Copy Share Image
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun.… — Chuck Hogan Copy Share Image
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. — Don Adams Copy Share Image
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right. — Ben Crenshaw Copy Share Image
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