Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists. — Heywood Hale Broun Copy Share Image
I'm pretty much an open book. I am a fanatic golfer and golf nut. If I have three free hours any day,… — Thomas Friedman Copy Share Image
Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty… — Dave Marr Copy Share Image
If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and… — Harry Vardon Copy Share Image
You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green… — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself. Disaster. — William Glasser Copy Share Image
Every golfer has a little monster in him. It's just that type of sport. — Fuzzy Zoeller Copy Share Image
An American champion, obviously being here in the states, is something that we all look at with the U.S. Open. But golf… — Paula Creamer Copy Share Image
A hole in one is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through… — Mac O'Grady Copy Share Image
You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
I've never been one to throw clubs, break clubs, or use bad language on the golf course. I've played with golfers who've… — Lucas Black Copy Share Image
As a golfer, you feel like you're perpetually on the rack [in foursomes]. Mentally, it's very difficult. — Ben Crenshaw Copy Share Image
I think I've heard somebody say that I was a well-dressed golfer. I guess that has something to do with the fact… — Arnold Palmer Copy Share Image
The greatest thing about tomorrow is, I will be better than I am today. And that's how I look at my life.… — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
A golfer rarely needs to hit a spectacular shot until the one that preceded it was pretty bad. — Harvey Penick Copy Share Image
Baffling late-life discovery: Golfers wear those awful clothes on purpose. — Herb Caen Copy Share Image
You can always tell the golfer who's winning: he's the one who keeps telling his opponent that it's only a game. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Golfers who play a lot of courses often encounter short ledges or retaining walls, and I always had fun hopping down from… — Tom Watson Copy Share Image
This 90/10 rule holds true in almost anything financial. Take the game of golf, for example. Ten percent of the professional golfers… — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
