Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a… — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good… — Nubar Gulbenkian Copy Share Image
I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart. — Brent Musburger Copy Share Image
When I putt, my emotions collide like tectonic plates. It's left my memory circuits full of scars that won't heal. — Mac O'Grady Copy Share Image
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right. — Ben Crenshaw Copy Share Image
Many shots are spoiled at the last instant by efforts to add a few more yards. — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks… — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and… — Harry Vardon Copy Share Image
The trouble that most of us find with the modern matched sets of clubs is that they don't really seem to know… — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
My mom and dad worked very hard to give me the best chance in - not just in golf but in life.… — Rory McIlroy Copy Share Image
No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs… — Bruce McCall Copy Share Image
I am among those who firmly believe that a round of golf should not take more than three and a half hours,… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
A leading difficulty with the average player is that he totally misunderstands what is meant by concentration. He may think he is… — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf. What… — George Archer Copy Share Image
A lot of guys who have have never choked, have never been in the position to do so. — Tom Watson Copy Share Image
The greatest thing about tomorrow is, I will be better than I am today. — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it. — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision. — Bernhard Langer Copy Share Image
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make… — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Golf is a very serious part of my life, but when you stop having fun at it, that's when it's time to… — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
A hole in one is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through… — Mac O'Grady Copy Share Image
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that. — Gardner Dickinson Copy Share Image
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money… — Rick Reilly Copy Share Image
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it. — Jimmy Demaret Copy Share Image
You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank as to praise him for playing by the rules. — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
One minute you're bleeding. The next minute you're hemorrhaging. The next minute you're painting the Mona Lisa. — Mac O'Grady Copy Share Image
Mini-tour life isn't a glamorous, professional golf life. If you're not on the PGA Tour, it is very tough financially. — Tony Finau Copy Share Image
It is nevertheless a game of considerable passion, either of the explosive type, or that which burns inwardly and sears the soul. — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
The better your attitude and the harder you work, the luckier you get. — Robert G. Allen Copy Share Image
Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated… — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
