Funny golf Quote by Bob Hope Download Open image “I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.” — Bob Hope ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Don Explain Explain Times Funny golf Get up Golf Golf life Golfers Golfing Just Hope Names Time Used Used Vain Vain Ve Used
I’ve been trying so hard not to think his name, not to even breathe the idea of him — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
Confound my genteel upbringing! I could not think of any name foul enough to call him. — Nancy Springer Copy Share Image
I loathe my name because it is mine and also because it is not mine; it is at once too intimate and seems to… — Mark Fisher Copy Share Image
I've been called so many names and been written off by so many people who just say, 'Whatever happened to this guy?' — Shawn Kemp Copy Share Image
Becareful of the weird and bad names that you call other people with, It takes one to know one. — Tshepo Koos Copy Share Image
The name speaks for itself. He stands for all the good there is ingolf. — Jimmy DeMaret Copy Share Image
Whatever happens at the end of the day, as long as I glorify His name, that's what it's all about. — Albert Pujols Copy Share Image
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them. — Jimmy Demaret Copy Share Image
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt. — Fletcher Knebel Copy Share Image
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun.… — Chuck Hogan Copy Share Image
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. — Don Adams Copy Share Image
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right. — Ben Crenshaw Copy Share Image