I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico! — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
It's amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
