I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
