I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do? — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him.… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
