I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact,… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark... — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
