If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-liners. — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
The truth is that Ron is my hero. He's always there for his friends - sometimes belligerently, but there nevertheless. He's also… — Rupert Grint Copy Share Image
I think brilliant stuff comes out of working with limitations. One liners are very limiting, but that's what drew me to them… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
If horses had controlled investment decisions, there would have been no auto industry. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
I do longer runs on things, a lot stories. I really like one-liners, I like a lot of different kinds of standup… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I have hundreds of Word documents filled with pages of one-liners. If I begin to write a story, or if one of… — Chelsea Martin Copy Share Image
Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact,… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I like showing different types of comedy - showing that I could tell a story, or showing that I could do a… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
