“Making a product is just an activity, making a profit on a product is the achievement.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“Life is like a cup; what drips out of it depends on what you have filled it with.” — Syed Rehman Hayder Copy Share Image
I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
“If thinking should precede acting, then acting must succeed thinking.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Donald [Trump], is great at - at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate. — Jeb Bush Copy Share Image
I do longer runs on things, a lot stories. I really like one-liners, I like a lot of different kinds of standup… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I don't think of any sentence as a "one-liner", but I do pay attention to how people actually speak when they are… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-liners. — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer. — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact,… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark... — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I think brilliant stuff comes out of working with limitations. One liners are very limiting, but that's what drew me to them… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I think that one-liners are very important and sometimes you don't even know when you're making the movie that it's going to… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
The truth is that Ron is my hero. He's always there for his friends - sometimes belligerently, but there nevertheless. He's also… — Rupert Grint Copy Share Image
I like showing different types of comedy - showing that I could tell a story, or showing that I could do a… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Every Republican has a one-liner on ObamaCare. I've got detailed plans on energy independence, on school choice, on health care, on foreign… — Bobby Jindal Copy Share Image
To her British lover about to climb in bed with 80-something Mae: She said that she hoped soon to be able to… — Mae West Copy Share Image
I want to do it all. I want to climb mountains, go through jungles, fight wars in space, get the girl, shoot… — Benedict Cumberbatch Copy Share Image
People are clever, but almost no one ever devises an optimal quip precisely at the needed moment. Therefore, virtually all great one-liners… — Stephen Jay Gould Copy Share Image
Sometimes it bursts from your imagination fully formed, sometimes you absorb from nonfiction, sometimes you're able to imprint your own autobiographical experiences… — Anthony Marra Copy Share Image
The actors come in and they make characters their own and so Patrick and I have never been the kind to think… — Todd Farmer Copy Share Image
I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
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