Beer Quote by John Shirley

If Men Got Pregnant: They'd serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes

— Nikhil Saluja

“Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer. Just don't get any ideas.”

— Various

I do longer runs on things, a lot stories. I really like one-liners, I like a lot of different kinds of standup but I've…

— John Mulaney

Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.

— Bob Hope

If horses had controlled investment decisions, there would have been no auto industry.

— Warren Buffett

I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.

— Bob Hope

I think brilliant stuff comes out of working with limitations. One liners are very limiting, but that's what drew me to them in the…

— Anthony Jeselnik

“Belief is the catalyst for the impossible”

— Rosy M

“Doubt limits, belief liberates”

— Rosy M

The truth is that Ron is my hero. He's always there for his friends - sometimes belligerently, but there nevertheless. He's also the comic…

— Rupert Grint

“Dare to be different, dare to be great”

— Rosy M

Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-liners.

— Camille Paglia