Beer Quote by John Shirley Download Open image ““When you serve a beer-cock an ear.”” — John Shirley ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Beer Humour One liner
“Should she slam his head into the bar or toss her beer on him? Damn shame to waste good beer.” — Mina Khan Copy Share Image
“I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.” — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“See, vodka, that’s drinking. Beer—well, beer is just getting the inside of your mouth wet.” — Tad Williams Copy Share Image
“Takes more than beer in your blood to take the English out of you.” — Nancy Holderv Copy Share Image
“When my guy finished his beer, he crushed it in his hand and threw it on the floor.” — Elsa Day Copy Share Image
“I could feel her breasts up against my stomach. I wanted a beer real bad.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“With the smell of beer I try to get the smell of death off me. And only the smell of death will get the… — Italo Calvino Copy Share Image
“beer is an excellent argument that there is a God, and that furthermore, He wants us to be happy.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I do try to be of some use in the world. I sometimes do volunteer work with kids, and manage to help some people… — John Shirley Copy Share Image
Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them. — John Shirley Copy Share Image
“If the modern world were a patient in my care... I would diagnose it suicidal." - Dr. Sofia Lamb” — John Shirley Copy Share Image
“Almost anyone could be Fascist under the right circumstances. If they get scared enough. It's because, you see, most people live their lives like… — John Shirley Copy Share Image
“The greater the scope in implementing an activity, the greater the need for strict attention to small details.” — John Shirley Copy Share Image
I'm just the kind of person who seems designed, probably by nature, to try to make a difference. — John Shirley Copy Share Image
“from the end of John Shirley's Black Glass, something like: "the Singularity guys don't understand, they aren't copying us, our brains, just the noise… — John Shirley Copy Share Image
A man must make of his life a ladder that he never ceases to climb -- if you're not rising, you are slipping down… — John Shirley Copy Share Image
I'm not quite pompous enough to think of myself as an educator or a man capable of definitive refutation of falsehoods. — John Shirley Copy Share Image
“It was like the Iran/Contra hearings in the last century; then, too, the investigators had looked just so far and no further.” — John Shirley Copy Share Image
“He liked living simply. And he liked living alone. He had grown to dislike physical affection. It was intrusive, and it bullied his self… — John Shirley Copy Share Image
On Sundays, that's my pig out day and I do the pizza and the beer. — Victoria Silvstedt Copy Share Image
You're getting into some kind of shape, cop." Aw, come on, now." Butch grinned. "Don't let that shower we took go to your head."… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
I never was a crazy liquor drinker, and I don't like beer that much - though I keep the brews at home because my… — Danny Brown Copy Share Image
I'm 12 years sober, so I don't have beer! When I used to drink I really liked Bass Ale! — Kristin Davis Copy Share Image
I can get along great with the Hispanics. In fact, I sure would like to meet them, even the politicians, maybe in the back… — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been… — John Daly Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There's nothing better than having a bottle of beer in your hand in the waves. — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
Good films are not made by accident, nor is good photography. You can have good things happen, on occasion, by accident that can be… — Gordon Willis Copy Share Image