Thomas edison Quote by Various

“French fry walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey, could I get a beer please?" The bartender looks at him shaking…

— Various

“says, "Bartender, I'd like a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and tonic." And the bartender says, "Sure, but what's with the big”

— Various

“I’ll bet Ryan Lilly drinks coffee like a flower—a lily. I drink coffee more like two roses and a nose walk into a bar.…

— Jarod Kintz

“(Mason) took a swig of his drink and shuddered. 'Whoa - little too strong there bartender.' He scrunched his face. 'Oh shit, I am…

— Martin Fillmore Clark

“It’s funny, you learn a lot about people when you’re on the road like that. Every morning, for example, Bill would have a cup…

— Ozzy Osbourne

“A brick and a blanket walk into a bar. And I don’t drink, so I wasn’t around to hear the interaction between them and…

— Jarod Kintz

“I drink beer not to get drunk or because i have stress, i drink beer just because i want to share good ideas with…

— Ntambara Sylvestre Owen Berbason

“I drink to make people more interesting," Ernest Hemingway.”

— Ernest Hemingway

“Alcohol. It can give the courage to talk dirty and the permission to go home with the bartender. It’s the alibi. The cover story.…

— Emma Chase

“None of your business. Go get me a beer.”

— Olivia Cunning

“I ordered a pitcher of beer,” Morelli said. “Hope that’s okay.” “It’s perfect. I need it now.” Morelli whistled through his teeth, and everyone…

— Janet Evanovich

“Mike Rondeau, a tall drink of a man sloshed into a squat glass, with a belt that could double as a lasso and a…

— Daniel Woodrell