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“Club" replies the seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦…

— Various

“(Mason) took a swig of his drink and shuddered. 'Whoa - little too strong there bartender.' He scrunched his face. 'Oh shit, I am…

— Martin Fillmore Clark

“A gin and tonic under its tiny canopy of lime, I said, elevates character and makes for enlightened conversation”

— Michael Chabon

How?" I demanded. "How could you have screwed this one up?" "When I got in, they said the manager was on the phone and…

— Richelle Mead

“would waste good gin in a”

— Georgette Livingston

“Julius Caesar walks into a bar. "I'll have a martinus," he says. The bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, "Don't you mean…

— Various

“I don’t have much time, sir, but fortunately I have a lot of gin.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer. Just don't get any ideas.”

— Various

I really need a gin and tonic.

— Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

“I like bars just after they open for the evening. When the air inside is still cool and clean and everything is shiny and…

— Raymond Chandler

“Bartenders overhear the best stories”

— Samantha Young

“When you’re a bartender you can listen to everyone’s dirt without having to be personally involved.”

— Tarryn Fisher