Bartender Quote by Various

“TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between”

— Various

“Club" replies the seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦…

— Various

“Julius Caesar walks into a bar. "I'll have a martinus," he says. The bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, "Don't you mean…

— Various

“beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not" and poof! he vanishes." ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors."…

— Various

“says, "Bartender, I'd like a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and tonic." And the bartender says, "Sure, but what's with the big”

— Various

“French fry walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey, could I get a beer please?" The bartender looks at him shaking…

— Various

“black lab and the other a Chihuahua. Passing a bar, the lab walker says, "Let's get a beer." The other guy retorts, "We can't…

— Various

“Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer. Just don't get any ideas.”

— Various

“cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm.”

— Various

“Julius Caesar walks into a bar. "I'll have a martinus," he says. The bartender”

— Various

The bartenders are the regular band of Jack, and the heavenly drummer who looks up to the sky with blue eyes, with a beard,…

— Jack Kerouac

Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer.

— Koko Taylor