Dog Quote by Various

“black lab and the other a Chihuahua. Passing a bar, the lab walker says, "Let's get a beer." The other guy retorts, "We can't…

— Various

“other a Chihuahua. Passing a bar, the lab walker says, "Let's get a beer.”

— Various

“Two guys are walking their dogs, one of which is a black lab and the other a Chihuahua. Passing a bar, the lab walker…

— Various

“TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between”

— Various

“French fry walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey, could I get a beer please?" The bartender looks at him shaking…

— Various

“Two jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "You guys better not start anything in here!”

— Various

A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

— Tommy Cooper

“Where the hell am I and what did I get myself into? The bartender notices Maverick first. He puts his thumb and index finger…

— Justine Elvira

“(Mason) took a swig of his drink and shuddered. 'Whoa - little too strong there bartender.' He scrunched his face. 'Oh shit, I am…

— Martin Fillmore Clark

“Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer. Just don't get any ideas.”

— Various

“says, "Bartender, I'd like a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and tonic." And the bartender says, "Sure, but what's with the big”

— Various

“There were five full glasses of wine in front of me, but the wine teacher told us that we were not allowed to drink…

— Jenny Lawson