““beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not" and poof! he vanishes." ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors." ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ Jesus Christ walks into a bar and says, "I'll just have a glass of water." ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ Julius Caesar walks into a bar. "I'll have a martinus," he says. The bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, "Don't you mean a 'martini'?" "Look," Caesar retorts, "If I wanted a double, I'd have asked for it!" ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ The””
