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“beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not" and poof! he vanishes." ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors."…

— Various

“A smile, a smirk, and a wink walk into a bar, and the bartender asks them what they’ll have to drink, and I didn’t…

— Jarod Kintz

“French fry walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey, could I get a beer please?" The bartender looks at him shaking…

— Various

“(Mason) took a swig of his drink and shuddered. 'Whoa - little too strong there bartender.' He scrunched his face. 'Oh shit, I am…

— Martin Fillmore Clark

“That’s a thirty quid bottle of wine. You drink wine, I’ve seen you drink wine.” “There are two bottles of hundred quid whiskey out…

— Lesley Jones

“What, no wine?" said Dantes, turning pale, and looking alternately at the hollow cheeks of the old man and the empty cupboards. "What, no…

— Alexandre Dumas

“Damn, he was bored. It was a fact, he was only now beginning to realise, that the conversation of the drunk is only interesting…

— Joe Abercrombie

“A brick and a blanket walk into a bar. And I don’t drink, so I wasn’t around to hear the interaction between them and…

— Jarod Kintz

“I don’t know, man.” He reached into his inside pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. “Ew!” I recoiled. “You smoke?” “Only when…

— Kyra Davis

“A normal human would be dead of alcohol poisoning by now. He wanted to drive. “Give me the keys.” He considered it and dangled…

— Ilona Andrews

“Hollis blew gently on the thin tan island of foam afloat in her half pint of Guinness, to see it move, then drank some.…

— William Gibson

“I never met anyone who gets up out of their bed after a night on the town and says, 'Oh I wish I'd had…

— Arthur Mathews